Gumby was never pregnant

Today's observation:

I am getting a lot bigger these days. In some ways I feel like this is a science fiction film. I eat and drink the same amount but each day I get a little bit bigger. It's as if some strange alien being is growing inside of me. . .

I dropped my pen in the bathroom today (I was on my way to a meeting and had my pen and notebook in hand). I bent down to pick it up and noticed it was pretty hard to bend that way. Of course I dropped it again a moment later and had to do this maneuver again. Gumby I am not. I hope this bump doesn't get much worse as I tend to drop things a lot.